Press “Sleep”

Press “Sleep”
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"Press" SleepMy Mama Remote would have really came in handy today.  On my way home from work I was overcome by sleep.  I started off listening to some motivational cd’s but had to switch up to stay woke.   I finally made it home and my mind was made up.  You couldn’t squeeze a hot meal out of me.  Every man, girl, boy and girl was for himself. 

As I was trying to wind down, my son was loud and obnoxious(press mute).  My daughter was on the table, being her little “two” self(press pause) and hubby was playing his PSP(pressing buttons).   Then I had an epiphany.  Press “Sleep”!  Press it!  Gone press it!  Oh, Oh,  there isn’t one. 

You know what I mean “Stop” the noise, “Mute” the kid with the big mouth and “Pause” that other girl with the emotions and attitude.  You remember, when your Mama would say, “your lip gone get stuck like that”.  I couldn’t wait for bed time!   Longing for that thang that I wish had been invented or had came attached to the umbilical cord, my Mama Remote.

 

Nicole

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Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, CEO & hairstylist living in Suburban Illinois. Wishes there was a Mama Remote to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she created, SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM(TM) The Social Networking Directory. Although she’s new to blogging, she admits she’s addicted. HelpMamaRemote.com is where she blogs about trying to control her day to day life.