Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto? NOT! How do I know you ask? Well, I didn’t live in the Ghetto but, I did live in the Hood(WEST SI-III-DE!!!). I’ve never seen him nor has he gave me one FREAKIN toy(oops, sorry I was having flash backs)!
He's not flying
Beside the fact of me catching my uncle and father putting my bike together, if, Santa was real? He showed favoritism 
. Why did other kids get a lot of toys for Christmas and I got socks & coats(not literally but you know what I mean)?
You know what other thing that made me think something was wrong with this Santa thing? We didn’t have a freakn chimney and if we did? How would this 500lb man fit down a chimney the size of a gutter hose?
Now, try explaining this to my kids(smart, smart & smarter) and the kids in the world today. I could imagine the questions they’ll ask.
Mama, if Santa is coming to the Ghetto do you think his sleigh will be safe on the roof?
Yeah, honey he has low jack.
Mama, is that one his rein deers?
No, honey it’s a security system.
Mama, when Santa comes how is he gonna get in, we don’t have a chimney?
Don’t worry honey we’ll leave the door unlocked.
Mama that’s not safe!
You’re right baby.
Mama, I don’t want Santa to come!
Why not honey?
Micheal Jackson saw his mommy kissing Santa Claus
Oh honey, you don’t have to worry about that, mommy loves daddy.
Mama, how is the housing market on the North Pole?
Huh!
Mama, is Santa affected by the recession too?
With my smart kids, this Santa thing won’t fly(no pun in ten did! Tell me, do your children believe in Santa and what funny questions have they asked you that contradicts his existence?
This Mama ain’t lying cause Santa’s not flying!
Nicole
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