If I’m Real Still They Won’t See Me…

Oh!  I need my Mama Remote(press pause).  If I’m real still….. they probably won’t see me……………

 Kids are on Christmas break.  The Wii is out of it’s hiding place & it’s been GAME, ever since.  If you know anything about me, I don’t play games!  Don’t poke me, don’t ask me to join your MAFIA!  Please! Please!  Don’t start a STUPID pillow fight.  Anywho!  My family has been complaining about me not playing with them(rolling my eyes). 

Now, my husband started it all.  He says, “Why y’all don’t mess with your Mama?  Why I don’t get off easy?”  I say, “SHUT UP!  You like playing games!(rolling my eyes)”  When he’s not working you can find him playing his PSP or Playing Pool on his IPOD.  You see, he’s right in his element.  So, why he gon put me in the middle?  So, maybe if I sit over here…… real quiet they won’t see me.  You know how they get all game hoGGY?  Don’t wanna share?  Let this be one of those days. 

I know!  I know!  I’m gonna tell-em,  “I’ll only play if, I get to play for 2 hrs, by myself and can’t nobody play with me ( Just tried it and my hubby looked at me like I was full of something)!”

After these messages I’ll be right back……………………

O.K.  It’s not working.  Maybe I’m not being still, enough.  O.K, maybe it’s some life lesson I’m suppose to be learning right about now?  Nope!  Don’t feel like learning.  I know what I’ma do…….  I’ma do just anything, press any button & I’m not gonna care if I loose!  YES!  In your FAACE GAMEBOY!  Oops, Do you think that’s beWiivable? 

I guess it’s like when I ask them to put up the dishes and they do a half baby bottoms job?  Or when I ask the hubby to complete the “Honey” DOOOO list,  you know the rest of that story. 

O.K. O.K.  I’m going to be a good sport(rolling my eyes).   

After these messages I’ll be right back……………………

Yes! Yes!  I won!  My 14 pts. to my sons ZERO!  In the begining I was acting real STUPID( my daughter was looking at me like, yeah right. rolling her eyes).  I learned how to play stupid when I noticed, my husband would play the game so I could find him some socks…..  Back to my story.  All I did was press the “A” on the remote.  DAH!  I’d keep asking, “Is it over yet?”  “No… MA, 20 more minutes.”  “Is it over yet?”  “No… Ma, 10 more minutes.”  I get to my last touch down and my hubby says, “If you get this touch down you can quit!”  All I could think in my head is, I’m about to WORK this MAMA REMOTE! 

Woo Hoo!  I won! I won!  Now take this STUPID REMOTE.

I Don’t Play(rolling my eyes)

MAMA

Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, CEO & hairstylist living in Suburban Illinois. Wishes there was a Mama Remote to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM(TM) ~Who are you today? Although she’s new to blogging, she admits she’s addicted. HelpMamaRemote.com is where she blogs about trying to control her day to day life.

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