I have my good days & ……..

January 14, 2010

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What do you do when you cross the path of a Mama with PMS & in Rehab ( trying to Kick the Starbucks Frappuccino habit)? Get the HELL out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This weekend was the worst yet (I know it’s only been 12 days. I’m counting). Bloody Mary showed up and brought her funky attitude with her. To top it off she didn’t bring me a Frappuccino! Sheesh MARY!

The dishwasher went out and the back up(my daughter), seems to think that her Princess Doe status excuses her from washing the dishes. So she’s giving her “wash your own dish speech”. “How about if I have you cook your own dinner? How about if I have you pay for room and board? And give me that FREAKN IPOD BACK!!!!!!!!” How about that?

Oh yeah! King Stag doesn’t know where anything is! Where’s this? Where’s that? I asked him, “do you really live here?” He looks at me and says, “That’s right, you’re on your period.”

Prince Buck decides to take all the icicles off the house and bring them all inside (is he serious?) yes, he was serious. I made him take some of them back outside and keep two.

Lastly, Princess Fawn keeps following me everywhere I go. So, I think she’s a little confused. Why does she have to use the potty and Mama still gets to wear a pamper?

See, nobody took the time to be my enabler this weekend. Nobody. This was the perfect time to relapse. The perfect time to bring me a Frappuccino. Then, I wouldn’t look at you like I’m about to run you over when you cross my path. Or would I?

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Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, CEO & hairstylist living in Suburban Illinois. Wishes there was a Mama Remote to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM(TM) ~Who are you today? Although she’s new to blogging, she admits she’s addicted. HelpMamaRemote.com is where she blogs about trying to control her day to day life.

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6 Responses to I have my good days & ……..

Nicole Phillips on January 18, 2010 at 6:24 am

Tanyetta, that sounds like a plan. Moderation instead of cold turkey.
tanyetta on January 18, 2010 at 4:34 am

I say go back to your frapps! At least one per day!
Nicole Phillips on January 18, 2010 at 3:38 am

A real bad time
Elisa on January 17, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Sounds like a bad time to quit Frapuccinos
.-= Elisa´s last blog ..Better life half gone than half lived. Or something less preachy and more inspiring. =-.
Nicole Phillips on January 15, 2010 at 5:32 am

lol. I feel sorry for the men in our homes.
MOTPG on January 14, 2010 at 10:35 pm

Only to get to the frappuccino! Don’t feel too bad, my girls got in a shrieking, hair pulling argument last night about who ate cream of wheat and should be the one to wash the bowl with the dried cream of wheat that didn’t get rinsed, since we, umm.. They are hand washing too. I think the PMS may be flying around here too!
.-= MOTPG´s last blog ..Level One: YDRSD! =-.