Dear Dove,

July 27, 2010

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Dear Dove,

We’ve had an on going relationship for over three years now. You were there for me, on some very lonely nights. I craved your tall dark and handsome silhouette while I was pregnant with my baby girl. Hubby didn’t like me sending him out for you. However, he does anything to keep his Mama happy.

I know this letter may come off very COLD. Just know, its me. Not you. Well on the other hand, it is you!

What’s wrong you ask? Well, first of all your price didn’t seem to change BUT!!!!That’s a HUGE BUTT! You got rid of one of your buddies! Yeah! Instead of a four pack! Now, you’re flexing a three pack! You would think, you’d show some guilt! Seeing as though you’re not flexing a six pack. But….nooooooo. I keep giving and you keep taking.

Its time to put a stop to this chocolate covered madness! There’s more fish in the sea! Hopefully you’ll think again before you decide to get rid of one your buddies, make your packaging smaller & have me pay $5.99 approx. unless your on sale! Which, by the way, you were on sale the other day! Because if you weren’t! I was taking another tall dark and handsome ice cream bar home with ME!!!!

So, this is farewell! This chocolate love affair, IS OVA!!! Its not me! It’s YOU!

SCORNED

Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, CEO & hairstylist living in Suburban Illinois. Wishes there was a Mama Remote to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM(TM) ~Who are you today? Although she’s new to blogging, she admits she’s addicted. HelpMamaRemote.com is where she blogs about trying to control her day to day life.

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15 Responses to Dear Dove,

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels on July 28, 2010 at 7:37 am

I don’t blame you. A girl needs loyalty. And chocolate
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blueviolet on July 27, 2010 at 10:59 pm

Wait, they took one out and still charge the same price? No freakin’ way!!!!!!!!!
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Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 10:15 pm

@Alexandra, I can’t find them on Twitter. I sent the a letter from their site. Hope they listen to this because it’s ubsurd.
Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 10:14 pm

@Teresha@ Marlie and Me, Thanks. I just sent them a letter.
Teresha@ Marlie and Me on July 27, 2010 at 8:58 pm

LOL…you should mail this letter to Dove hq! I bet they send you a box.
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Alexandra on July 27, 2010 at 8:49 pm

you’ve got to let them know…anyway we can tweet this to dove????

it’s just not right to do this to a good, hard working woman like you…just not right.
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Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Shelly, that’ll be the only way we mess around.
Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 7:27 pm

No! not at all. Jewel had them on sale. They are original over $5.
Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 7:26 pm

Stacie, I have one more thing to be looking for on your site then. Thanks for looking out.
Nicole Phillips on July 27, 2010 at 7:25 pm

MoTPG, I sure will! i’ll slice them for you. lol
Motpg on July 27, 2010 at 7:13 pm

LOL, Perfect! You tell’em. It makes me so mad when companies do that.
You write a Great goodbye letter. Do you want to write one to pizza for me?
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STACIE on July 27, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Girl you are so clever!

Wow, that IS expensive, I feel your pain!

I’ll have to hook you up with a coupon when I come across one.
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natalee on July 27, 2010 at 4:34 pm

LOL!!!! Girlfriend.. you make me crack up……LOL… I too am in love with Dove…lol….
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liz on July 27, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Did they drop the price at all? Or just take away 25% and expect consumers to pay the same? What a travesty!
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Sheliza on July 27, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Girl, I feel you on this. Sadly, I do go back. Every time. Publix sometimes has them BOGO and I can’t resist. Dove is so sexy.
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