Help! Mama needs a PMS Emergency Kit

Lately, I’ve been noticing severe mood swings approaching “that time of the month”. I don’t want anyone to talk to me and I’d love for them to stay about 1,000,000 ft away and their sound volume so low that it reaches -0.

I know I’m getting older, I’ll be the big “40″ this year. So, I made a doctor appointment for this week and hopefully I can get some understanding of what’s taking place with my emotional state.

In the mean time I’m thinking of preparing a PMS Emergency Kit….break in state of emergency. Here are some of the things I would need in my kit to give me a sense of emotional stability.

PMS Emergency Kit
1. Restraint Order against every member in my household. At the first signs of PMS I can lock myself in my bedroom and have absolutely no contact with them until I’ve had some meds or feel better.
2. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate!
3. Caramel Frappe (preferably a machine but I’ll take what I can get.

4. Ice cream and every topping that can be thought of.

5.Laptop, phone and my iPad (to watch my Netflix)

6. Netflix

7. Money. In case they fail to comply with number one, I’d get lost and go spend money.

This is what I came up with so far. What else do you think I should add to my list? Have you experienced any emotional changes in your menstrual cycle at any stage of your life and how did you deal with it?

Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, hairstylist, CEO & Jewelry designer, living in South Suburban Illinois, near Downtown Chicagoland. Nicole wishes there was a remote control to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she trademarked SPLITCYBERNALITY® & created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM ~Embracing The Intricate Woman Online. Also, designer of her own jewelry line Coco Essential.

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