“Last Call For Alcohol!”

Now don’t act like you’ve never heard this before!  “Last call for alcohol!”  In my party days, this is what the D.J would yell, about a hour before the party was over.

Pity party preparation

Pity party preparation

My party is over!  My pity party that is.  Yeh, I was having one all weekend and most of today.  Why?  Why?  Why?  Ugh, Stop the whining already (I’m talking to myself)!!!!!!

When I realized I was having a party (it was over then),I began to reminisce about back in the day. When the D.J, would announce over the mike, ” Last call for alcohol!” I assume they wanted to give people time after their last drink to begin to sober up.

Let’s not jumped to any conclusions. I was not drunk all weekend.lol No! No! I mean I didn’t have any drinks at all! Let me tell you about my, “Remote Moment.” When we engage in our pity party we are intoxicated by doubt, fear, unbelief & every other thing that will make you swerve out of control. Instead of staying focus, you are dangerous behind the wheel of your life. You’ll take out any innocent victim that crosses your path.

In the midst of my “Remote Moment.” God reminded me of a couple promises that He’s given me. I want to share them with you.

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I have toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end:-)
Isaiah 43:19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert:-o

We all have pity parties and many times we invite our friends. How do you end your pity parties?

Nicole

Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, hairstylist, CEO & Jewelry designer, living in South Suburban Illinois, near Downtown Chicagoland. Nicole wishes there was a remote control to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she trademarked SPLITCYBERNALITY® & created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM ~Embracing The Intricate Woman Online. Also, designer of her own jewelry line Coco Essential.

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Polly wants a cracker

PollyMy 2 yr old (shaking my head)? Is hilarious! The personality on this little girl is unreal. She says the darnedest things.  We have to be careful of her parakeet tendencies. Yea, I said it. Parakeet tendencies! Whatever you say, you can guarantee that she’ll repeat it at some point in the day.

Well, her repeating it isn’t the problem. It’s what she might repeat that’s frightening. Now I must admit between my husband and kids, either “Pre”, “During”, or “Post” monthly cycle.  If you piss me off enough I might say something, not so nice. You know how it is when you tell little Johnny to pick up that piece of paper. Until you added an extra “s” on “as”, he magically moved quicker.

So, now before I ask where’s that DAMNistical Mama Remote! I have to remember we have a Parrot in the house.

Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, hairstylist, CEO & Jewelry designer, living in South Suburban Illinois, near Downtown Chicagoland. Nicole wishes there was a remote control to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she trademarked SPLITCYBERNALITY® & created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM ~Embracing The Intricate Woman Online. Also, designer of her own jewelry line Coco Essential.

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Press “Sleep”

"Press" SleepMy Mama Remote would have really came in handy today.  On my way home from work I was overcome by sleep.  I started off listening to some motivational cd’s but had to switch up to stay woke.   I finally made it home and my mind was made up.  You couldn’t squeeze a hot meal out of me.  Every man, girl, boy and girl was for himself. 

As I was trying to wind down, my son was loud and obnoxious(press mute).  My daughter was on the table, being her little “two” self(press pause) and hubby was playing his PSP(pressing buttons).   Then I had an epiphany.  Press “Sleep”!  Press it!  Gone press it!  Oh, Oh,  there isn’t one. 

You know what I mean “Stop” the noise, “Mute” the kid with the big mouth and “Pause” that other girl with the emotions and attitude.  You remember, when your Mama would say, “your lip gone get stuck like that”.  I couldn’t wait for bed time!   Longing for that thang that I wish had been invented or had came attached to the umbilical cord, my Mama Remote.

 

Nicole

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Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, hairstylist, CEO & Jewelry designer, living in South Suburban Illinois, near Downtown Chicagoland. Nicole wishes there was a remote control to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she trademarked SPLITCYBERNALITY® & created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM ~Embracing The Intricate Woman Online. Also, designer of her own jewelry line Coco Essential.

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