Air Tweet……………

Anybird out there?????

Anybird out there?????

HELOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOO!  Anybird out there???????????HUH!  Sheesh!  O how I love social networking but i’ve got one of a few pet peeves!  Tweeting and no one Tweets back!  How rude!  Now they say when you wanna say something to someone directly you, use the “@” symbol.    When you just wanna sing like a bird, just tweet it.  Now, I’ve used the “@” symbol many times and no response!  Huh!  How rude!

I call this “Air Tweet”.  Like Air Ball.  Air Balls, are nowhere near the basket.  That’s how some of my tweets are.  Nowhere near getting a response.  I must be that little, special bird with a defective wing.  Just keep flying flying ugh…..  I keep falling out the sky.

Now let me give you some good news.  I went on my Twitter account to see @tweets.  You know the ones if someone mentioned little ol defective me.  Yeh right!  To my suprise, somebody had retweeted one of my post.  I flew(no pun in ten did) up stairs to tell my hubby.  Wake up! Wake up!  Somebody retweeted one of my post!  “Oh, really?”( with no enthusiasm)  Oh, never mind!  So rude!  So, I responded, “Thanks for the RT.”(he he he this is fun)  Out of nowhere pops up, “We’re paying attention.”  (OMGosh someone’s paying attention to little ol defective me?  he he he this is fun) 

The moral of this story.  Even though you have a defective wing.  You can still Tweet. ;^)

Chirping Mama

Nicole

Nicole

Helping Moms power on faith, Tune-In to family life, Flip through to do list, Turnip in the garden & tell you what’s on the Menu. Nicole is a wife, mother of 3 and a Chorkie. Blogging and vlogging about the things that she enjoys in life, her family, cooking, gardening, decorating, planning, crafts/diy, thrifting, giving roadside finds new life and more.

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THAT’S ALL YOU MADE!?

Is this what a recession feels like?

Is this what a recession feels like?

You come home after a hard days work and you’d think you’d get a little sympathy? Yesterday I came home and before I took off my coat, I emptied everything out of my pocket. I layed the change on the island and my son shouted, “THAT’S ALL YOU MADE TODAY!?” All I could do was lol. He counted the change and hollered again, “65cent!!!!!!”

I could imagine some of the things running through his head, if 65cent was, my daily salary:
I go to school to look forward to that!
You been gone all day, dinner not done and you want me to fold laundry? Mom, you need to stay home, I can pay you more than that!

Children are soooo funny. They really do take things for face value. Please! Please! Please! Tell me a funny story about your kids.

Will work for change
Mama

Nicole

Helping Moms power on faith, Tune-In to family life, Flip through to do list, Turnip in the garden & tell you what’s on the Menu. Nicole is a wife, mother of 3 and a Chorkie. Blogging and vlogging about the things that she enjoys in life, her family, cooking, gardening, decorating, planning, crafts/diy, thrifting, giving roadside finds new life and more.

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“Last Call For Alcohol!”

Now don’t act like you’ve never heard this before!  “Last call for alcohol!”  In my party days, this is what the D.J would yell, about a hour before the party was over.

Pity party preparation

Pity party preparation

My party is over!  My pity party that is.  Yeh, I was having one all weekend and most of today.  Why?  Why?  Why?  Ugh, Stop the whining already (I’m talking to myself)!!!!!!

When I realized I was having a party (it was over then),I began to reminisce about back in the day. When the D.J, would announce over the mike, ” Last call for alcohol!” I assume they wanted to give people time after their last drink to begin to sober up.

Let’s not jumped to any conclusions. I was not drunk all weekend.lol No! No! I mean I didn’t have any drinks at all! Let me tell you about my, “Remote Moment.” When we engage in our pity party we are intoxicated by doubt, fear, unbelief & every other thing that will make you swerve out of control. Instead of staying focus, you are dangerous behind the wheel of your life. You’ll take out any innocent victim that crosses your path.

In the midst of my “Remote Moment.” God reminded me of a couple promises that He’s given me. I want to share them with you.

Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I have toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end:-)
Isaiah 43:19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert:-o

We all have pity parties and many times we invite our friends. How do you end your pity parties?

Nicole

Nicole

Helping Moms power on faith, Tune-In to family life, Flip through to do list, Turnip in the garden & tell you what’s on the Menu. Nicole is a wife, mother of 3 and a Chorkie. Blogging and vlogging about the things that she enjoys in life, her family, cooking, gardening, decorating, planning, crafts/diy, thrifting, giving roadside finds new life and more.

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Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto? NOT!

Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto? NOT! How do I know you ask? Well, I didn’t live in the Ghetto but, I did live in the Hood(WEST SI-III-DE!!!). I’ve never seen him nor has he gave me one FREAKIN toy(oops, sorry I was having flash backs)!

He's not flying

He's not flying

Beside the fact of me catching my uncle and father putting my bike together, if, Santa was real? He showed favoritism :-(. Why did other kids get a lot of toys for Christmas and I got socks & coats(not literally but you know what I mean)?

You know what other thing that made me think something was wrong with this Santa thing? We didn’t have a freakn chimney and if we did? How would this 500lb man fit down a chimney the size of a gutter hose?

Now, try explaining this to my kids(smart, smart & smarter) and the kids in the world today. I could imagine the questions they’ll ask.

Mama, if Santa is coming to the Ghetto do you think his sleigh will be safe on the roof?
Yeah, honey he has low jack.
Mama, is that one his rein deers?
No, honey it’s a security system.
Mama, when Santa comes how is he gonna get in, we don’t have a chimney?
Don’t worry honey we’ll leave the door unlocked.
Mama that’s not safe!
You’re right baby.
Mama, I don’t want Santa to come!
Why not honey?
Micheal Jackson saw his mommy kissing Santa Claus
Oh honey, you don’t have to worry about that,  mommy loves daddy.
Mama, how is the housing market on the North Pole?
Huh!
Mama, is Santa affected by the recession too?


With my smart kids, this Santa thing won’t fly(no pun in ten did!   Tell me, do your children believe in Santa and what funny questions have they asked you that contradicts his existence?

This Mama ain’t lying cause Santa’s not flying!

Nicole

Nicole

Helping Moms power on faith, Tune-In to family life, Flip through to do list, Turnip in the garden & tell you what’s on the Menu. Nicole is a wife, mother of 3 and a Chorkie. Blogging and vlogging about the things that she enjoys in life, her family, cooking, gardening, decorating, planning, crafts/diy, thrifting, giving roadside finds new life and more.

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I’ve got da Blues!!!!!!!

starbucksI’ve got da Blues………I’ve got da don’t wanna goto work no mo blues……..

I’ve got da tired of all dis mess blues….I’ve got da… tire of my son getting in trouble at school blues… Tired of paying bills… just sick and tired of all these freakn bills blues……(I need a drink)

I’………..ve got da… I’m tired of these suckas calling my house askn us if we wanna restructure are freakn mortgage blues……..(They gone make me get a drink)

I’ve got da…. sick and tired of everybody talking about Tiger Woods blues..(He shoulda just had a drink)

I’ve got da….. I wanna go out….. NOPE…. I change my mind, just wanna hide under the cover blues……………………(Maybe I’ll go get a drink)

I’ve got da…… I wanna cry, but don’t know what I’m crying fo blues…………

I’ve got da….I think I got some kinda postpardum depression but my baby is 2yrs old blues……………………………………………………(I think that deserves a drink)

This is how I feel today.  I need to snap out of it cause when it is all said and done, I still have things to do.  Think I’ma go get me a drink!  STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever have these days?  Please let me know I’m not the only one.

Nicole

Helping Moms power on faith, Tune-In to family life, Flip through to do list, Turnip in the garden & tell you what’s on the Menu. Nicole is a wife, mother of 3 and a Chorkie. Blogging and vlogging about the things that she enjoys in life, her family, cooking, gardening, decorating, planning, crafts/diy, thrifting, giving roadside finds new life and more.

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