Dear Dove,
We’ve had an on going relationship for over three years now. You were there for me, on some very lonely nights. I craved your tall dark and handsome silhouette while I was pregnant with my baby girl. Hubby didn’t like me sending him out for you. However, he does anything to keep his Mama happy.
I know this letter may come off very COLD. Just know, its me. Not you. Well on the other hand, it is you!
What’s wrong you ask? Well, first of all your price didn’t seem to change BUT!!!!That’s a HUGE BUTT! You got rid of one of your buddies! Yeah! Instead of a four pack! Now, you’re flexing a three pack! You would think, you’d show some guilt! Seeing as though you’re not flexing a six pack. But….nooooooo. I keep giving and you keep taking.
Its time to put a stop to this chocolate covered madness! There’s more fish in the sea! Hopefully you’ll think again before you decide to get rid of one your buddies, make your packaging smaller & have me pay $5.99 approx. unless your on sale! Which, by the way, you were on sale the other day! Because if you weren’t! I was taking another tall dark and handsome ice cream bar home with ME!!!!
So, this is farewell! This chocolate love affair, IS OVA!!! Its not me! It’s YOU!
SCORNED

































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