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What do you do when you cross the path of a Mama with PMS & in Rehab ( trying to Kick the Starbucks Frappuccino habit)? Get the HELL out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This weekend was the worst yet (I know it’s only been 12 days. I’m counting). Bloody Mary showed up and brought her funky attitude with her. To top it off she didn’t bring me a Frappuccino! Sheesh MARY!

The dishwasher went out and the back up(my daughter), seems to think that her Princess Doe status excuses her from washing the dishes. So she’s giving her “wash your own dish speech”. “How about if I have you cook your own dinner? How about if I have you pay for room and board? And give me that FREAKN IPOD BACK!!!!!!!!” How about that?

Oh yeah! King Stag doesn’t know where anything is! Where’s this? Where’s that? I asked him, “do you really live here?” He looks at me and says, “That’s right, you’re on your period.”

Prince Buck decides to take all the icicles off the house and bring them all inside (is he serious?) yes, he was serious. I made him take some of them back outside and keep two.

Lastly, Princess Fawn keeps following me everywhere I go. So, I think she’s a little confused. Why does she have to use the potty and Mama still gets to wear a pamper?

See, nobody took the time to be my enabler this weekend. Nobody. This was the perfect time to relapse. The perfect time to bring me a Frappuccino. Then, I wouldn’t look at you like I’m about to run you over when you cross my path. Or would I?

Doe Mama

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Nicole

Nicole is a wife, mother of 3, hairstylist, CEO & Jewelry designer, living in South Suburban Illinois, near Downtown Chicagoland. Nicole wishes there was a remote control to control her multifaceted life. Nevertheless, she’s enjoying every moment. CEO/Founder of Splitcybernality, Inc. Nicole noticed in 2008 how social networking users created multiple accounts for the different interest in their life. Therefore she trademarked SPLITCYBERNALITY® & created the website SPLITCYBERNALITY.COM ~Embracing The Intricate Woman Online. Also, designer of her own jewelry line Coco Essential.

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Help! I’m Flippin Out..

Dive right in!

Hey, what can I say? You’re glad to see it. If you see it, that means you’re alive. You’re not so excited to see it, depending on which angle you’re seeing it at. Nevertheless, it’s here, gracing us with it’s presence. What’s here, you ask? Motivational Monday!!!!!! WooHoo!

Now, you can flip out if you wanna! Like I did tonight while playing with my baby girl. It was bedtime(the most important time of the day lol). I was trying to keep her occupied while my male child made his bed. Yeh, 9 o’ clock at night making his bed, to go to sleep. Go figure? If I didn’t distract her, Mamacita, would keep flipping in his bed, therefore he couldn’t make it up.

So, I tell her, “Come on! Flip in Mommy bed!” I run in the room and flip on my bed. Now, this was a good idea, in my head, but as I began to flip all I could think about is where was I gonna land? The last flip I did, I had to have been about 10yrs old. Add 27 yrs + 130lbs = Priceless aches and pains in the morning. WooWee! I’m glad to say, “I landed on the bed!” Where was little Mamacita when I needed her most? Still flipping on her brothers bed!

The moral of the story is…. Monday is not gonna wait for you. So, your best bet is to go dive right in and have a little fun while you’re doing it. Yeh, you might fall on your butt! Guess what, nobody will even see you because, they’re still in the bed.

What fears do you have or have had? After you confronted them you said to yourself, “What was I flipping out about?”